I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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