please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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