Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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