too bad you live with your parents still
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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