Soap is not a condiment
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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