im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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