I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Moan for me like Helen Keller
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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