Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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