just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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