apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Randomize