The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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