last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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