im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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