she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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