Yo dont text me then not text me
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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