She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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