I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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