Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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