You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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