Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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