When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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