Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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