you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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