The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Randomize
