Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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