I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Randomize
