I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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