Whod you bang
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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