Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
