You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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