she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
