so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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