what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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