I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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