Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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