her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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