they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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