Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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