dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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