I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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