I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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