All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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