Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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