is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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