I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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