We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Randomize
