it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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