Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I didn't shave. On purpose
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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