i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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