Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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