Don't make out with my wife yet
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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