the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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