I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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