Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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