with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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