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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
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