Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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